Teal

by The Crayons

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released 30 April 2014

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Track Name: Covered Wagon Groove
Been on the trail about a month or two
Lemme tell you now what were gonna do
We gotta pick up camp and we gotta move
'Cause I got covered wagon groove

Sat on a cactus late last night
The doctor, he said my balls would be alright
He gave me an ointment guaranteed to sooth
Now I got covered wagon groove

Squeaky wagon wheel getting on my nerves
The only thing we got for lube is buffalo turds
I rub it on quick, I rub in on smooth
Motherfucking covered wagon groove
Track Name: Pig Milk
Mom I think the pig is dead
Mom I think the pig is dead
Mom I think the pig is dead

I don't want to milk the pig
I don't want to milk the pig
I don't want to milk the pig

I don't want to drink the milk
I don't want to drink the milk
I don't want to drink the milk

Pig milk makes me sick
Pig milk makes me sick
Pig milk makes me sick
Track Name: Black Lungs
Someday my lungs will be blacker than the filters
Oh what a day that will be
Someday my liver will turn into whiskey
Now what the fuck is happening to me?

Maybe someday I'll wake up with no headache
But then again, maybe I won't
If you think you have control of your life
You'll be surprised to find out you don't

There is a stranger living in my mirror
And I'm a stranger to him
I want to ask him lots of questions
He doesn't answer any of them

I really don't think that I'm crazy
But that line is getting hard to find
It all depends on who you talk to
Whether or not I'm losing my mind

I am just waiting for my life to start
I don't really care how it ends
I am just waiting for something to happen
I don't really care who it offends
Track Name: Dark Farm
Well we got a big fat cat
Look at the balls on that pussy
A little one too
And she’s quite a little tootsie

And we’re going down to Dark Farm
Touch a butt
Have a beer
Feel the cheer

And we’re going down to Dark Farm
Big cat
Small cat
Big dog

Well Rocko’s on his way with some whiskey
Collin’s smoking all his cigs
He said he ran into Garret
If you’ve got something then share it
And Z’s on the roof
And we’re having some fun
Sean and Isaac are upstairs
'Cause Pelster brought his gun

You can come down the stairs
Watch your step
Stomp your feet on the floor
And if you feel like it scream until your throat is
sore

And we’re going to the Dark Farm
Don’t care where you’re from

And we’re going down to Dark Farm
And we’re gonna have some fun
Track Name: El Chaparro
Tacos, salsa and tacos
salsa and tacos
salsa and tacos
No water
Track Name: SLPG
Ran into your mother at the store the other day
Had a conversation about the weather
We both agreed that the rain is on its way
Really hit it off like two birds of a feather

In the back of my mind I was consumed by the
thought that you came out of her vagina
How could such a lovely woman
Produce something so vile?


Why don’t you try to think about it like this
The world would better if you didn’t exist
Don’t think anyone would be forlorn
In a universe where you were never born

I bet you get a sense of smug satisfaction
When you look into the mirror
I want you to know that I’m filled with rage
All because you are here


Some people think that that’s a scary thought
I really think that it’s swell
Because I know that eventually
You’ll be burning in hell

Even if there’s no afterlife
I know there’s hell on earth
That’s exactly where I am
Whenever I’m next to you
Track Name: St. Judas
Jesus was my friend they nailed him to the cross
Jesus was my friend they nailed him to the cross
Jesus was my friend they nailed him to the cross
Jesus was my friend they nailed him to the cross

Judas is my patron saint
Judas is my patron saint
Judas is my patron saint
Judas is my patron saint

Judas is my patron saint
Judas is my patron saint
Judas is my patron saint
Judas is my patron saint
Track Name: Arp's Delight
Sun shining on my face
What’s the hurry it ain't no race
Birds singing in the trees
Springtime is here to please

Breathe

Breathing in’s got me feeling good
Fresh air puts me in the mood
Think I’m gonna talk to you
Anything that you wanna do
Track Name: Return to the Hive
Freedom is abysmal,
A very dangerous game
It’s best if we all look alike
And we all act the same
It is much worse to have choice
Than have a cage alive
It’s always warm and comfy here
Return to the hive

Your hands will do our bidding
Your head will be a void
For if you want security
Liberty avoid
It is much worse to have a choice
Than have a cage alive
Autonomy, Monotony
Return to the hive