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Teal

by The Crayons

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Been on the trail about a month or two Lemme tell you now what were gonna do We gotta pick up camp and we gotta move 'Cause I got covered wagon groove Sat on a cactus late last night The doctor, he said my balls would be alright He gave me an ointment guaranteed to sooth Now I got covered wagon groove Squeaky wagon wheel getting on my nerves The only thing we got for lube is buffalo turds I rub it on quick, I rub in on smooth Motherfucking covered wagon groove
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Pig Milk 01:35
Mom I think the pig is dead Mom I think the pig is dead Mom I think the pig is dead I don't want to milk the pig I don't want to milk the pig I don't want to milk the pig I don't want to drink the milk I don't want to drink the milk I don't want to drink the milk Pig milk makes me sick Pig milk makes me sick Pig milk makes me sick
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Black Lungs 01:42
Someday my lungs will be blacker than the filters Oh what a day that will be Someday my liver will turn into whiskey Now what the fuck is happening to me? Maybe someday I'll wake up with no headache But then again, maybe I won't If you think you have control of your life You'll be surprised to find out you don't There is a stranger living in my mirror And I'm a stranger to him I want to ask him lots of questions He doesn't answer any of them I really don't think that I'm crazy But that line is getting hard to find It all depends on who you talk to Whether or not I'm losing my mind I am just waiting for my life to start I don't really care how it ends I am just waiting for something to happen I don't really care who it offends
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Dark Farm 04:34
Well we got a big fat cat Look at the balls on that pussy A little one too And she’s quite a little tootsie And we’re going down to Dark Farm Touch a butt Have a beer Feel the cheer And we’re going down to Dark Farm Big cat Small cat Big dog Well Rocko’s on his way with some whiskey Collin’s smoking all his cigs He said he ran into Garret If you’ve got something then share it And Z’s on the roof And we’re having some fun Sean and Isaac are upstairs 'Cause Pelster brought his gun You can come down the stairs Watch your step Stomp your feet on the floor And if you feel like it scream until your throat is sore And we’re going to the Dark Farm Don’t care where you’re from And we’re going down to Dark Farm And we’re gonna have some fun
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El Chaparro 03:47
Tacos, salsa and tacos salsa and tacos salsa and tacos No water
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SLPG 01:18
Ran into your mother at the store the other day Had a conversation about the weather We both agreed that the rain is on its way Really hit it off like two birds of a feather In the back of my mind I was consumed by the thought that you came out of her vagina How could such a lovely woman Produce something so vile? Why don’t you try to think about it like this The world would better if you didn’t exist Don’t think anyone would be forlorn In a universe where you were never born I bet you get a sense of smug satisfaction When you look into the mirror I want you to know that I’m filled with rage All because you are here Some people think that that’s a scary thought I really think that it’s swell Because I know that eventually You’ll be burning in hell Even if there’s no afterlife I know there’s hell on earth That’s exactly where I am Whenever I’m next to you
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St. Judas 02:36
Jesus was my friend they nailed him to the cross Jesus was my friend they nailed him to the cross Jesus was my friend they nailed him to the cross Jesus was my friend they nailed him to the cross Judas is my patron saint Judas is my patron saint Judas is my patron saint Judas is my patron saint Judas is my patron saint Judas is my patron saint Judas is my patron saint Judas is my patron saint
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Sun shining on my face What’s the hurry it ain't no race Birds singing in the trees Springtime is here to please Breathe Breathing in’s got me feeling good Fresh air puts me in the mood Think I’m gonna talk to you Anything that you wanna do
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Freedom is abysmal, A very dangerous game It’s best if we all look alike And we all act the same It is much worse to have choice Than have a cage alive It’s always warm and comfy here Return to the hive Your hands will do our bidding Your head will be a void For if you want security Liberty avoid It is much worse to have a choice Than have a cage alive Autonomy, Monotony Return to the hive

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released April 30, 2014

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